Howdy Folks,

I have sum shockin news for y’all. Y’all know my pal, Dub.
Well, Dub went to Las Vegas oer the weakend and got him-
self hitched to a lady friend of his.

The lucky ladiess name is Debra Lee Josephine… and what-
ever Dubs last name is, I forget it. Anyways, they had a
little too much two drink and they hitched a ride on a
ridin lawnmower to Vegas and drank some more and then got
their knots tied or whatever.

I’m happy for the little guy and his new love, butt
the weird thing iss Dub is already courtin’ Debra Lee
Josephine’s twin sister that looks just like her, i think
it’s called your ikea twin, Josephine Vivian “Mud-Flap”
Lee… and whatever her last name is, I forget it.

Now, You’re probably askin yerself, “How could somethin
like this happen?” It’s simple. Debra and Josephine got
their laundray mixed up and they war eachothers bowlin
shirts that day.

It could uv happened to annybuddy.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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It’s the attack of the Killer Apples!

That’s Karma For Ya.

mmmmm….. finger foood

When good fruit goes bad.

That’s why they were called “The Forbidden Fruit”.

That fruit is getting a little fresh.

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– Here’s the continuation of captions sent in by readers –

This will certainly cut down on produce sampling.

What’s eatin’ you?!

Rotten to the core

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, well not today

An apple a day takes my thumb away.

You know what they say about one bad apple…

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