Howdy Folks,

As most of us no, Tomorrow is Thanksgivin. That means the
III F’s: Food, Family, Football and a… more food. That’s
3, right?

Well, im lookin forward to my cousin Burt Maplewheat comin
to visit. It’s improtant to have family with y’all on
thanksgivin becasue yer supposed too.

I haven;t seen Burt in six years. He’s been busy gettin
big money workin as a guy who tests a helmets durability.

He thinks he is so cool with his money, his underwear with
elastic in it and constant, uncontrolable droolin. I’m not
jealous or nothing, tho.

Thanksgivin is goin to be… full of fammily fun. Burt
better wear a helmet, that’s all i’m sayin.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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A splinter off the old block

Been out with a porcupine, haven’t you?!?!

Red found out the hard way not to mess around with
Pinocchio’s girlfriend!

What happens when Sonic the Hedgehog and Art Garfunkel
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