Howdy Folks,
I wise man once sayed, “Hey, don’t light yer beer farts cuz
the alcohol in ‘em will launch you into the air and that is
a definite FAA violation, i’m pretty such.”
That was the best weddin advice my old man gave me.
I luv you, dad!
Take Care Y’all
Jethro
Looking for a Laugh?
You’ll find them on EVTV1.com: Humor Video Clips
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Last Weeks Picture:
Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently
judged by Jethro:
Oh that Santa! Always trying to compete with the Christmas
tree.
What does Santa do in the off season? Two words….’hood
ornament’.
Does this tickle?
I can’t grow it on my head, So……..
Yes, I have WAY too much time on my hands.
You should hear it when the wind blows.
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Send your captions to: Email Jethro
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– Here’s the continuation of captions sent in by readers –
Is there a spider on my face?
Makes it hard to pick my nose.
That’s the stupidest hat I’ve ever seen.
I was wondering where the starch went!
i hope no one shoots me in the butt thinking i’m a big
buck.
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Send your captions to: Email Jethro
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