Howdy Folks,

Welcome to another edition of Jethro’s words of Whizzdom!
I’m y’all host, Jethro and now i’m gonna offer y’all some
whizzdom-filled words.

“Yer true love is just like the elastic in yer underwear.
Providin you with a comforting embrace and a snuggley fit.”

That should be on a Valentine’s Day card. I’ll see what I
can do about that.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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somebody should tell them to turn over

Your Flys down

Where’s my magnifying glass? These guys need a tan.

Ahhh…it feels good to lay down after that big poo-poo
platter.

A Couple of Lounge Flies

A vacation on the fly.

“Honey, I would still prefer a King size.”

This ain’t one of your “Fly by night resorts Lucille”
check out the bar.

Honey close you legs. You trying to attract flys?

“Honey do think we need sun block”

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This Week’s Video Clip – Another Funny Baby Laugh

Who says you need to walk to enjoy Wii? Watch this clip as
a baby can’t stop laughing as he watches his father play
Wii sports golf. WARNING: This may start uncontrollable
laughing.

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Howdy Folks,

Thank y’all for all of the nice emails you sent me. I
really like that y’all enjoy Phunny Pictures so much.
That’s why I keep rightin’ it.

Oh, and my Aunt Edna thanks you too. If not for y’all
new pictures I was goin to use a few from her crazy
weekend in Dollywood.

I was great when Ms. Parton personally picked ol’ Aunt
Edna out of that lineup.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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This Week’s Video Clip –

Thief Drags Coke Machine with His Truck

Check out this video of a truck making a run for it from
the cops while trying to pull a Coca Cola Machine behind
him.

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straight from the grocer to the grill

…and from our a la cart menu…

Out of the shopping cart, into the… errr… shopping cart.

Honey wasn’t kidding when he said we’d be dining out a la
carte tonight!

“Meals on wheels”

Okay, this should work better than the plastic one we
tried last week.

someone’s too lazy to take the meat out of the shopping cart

The term “market fresh” has a whole new meaning.

That makes 1005 uses for a shopping cart.

American ingenuity lives!!!

from the store to the grill in mere minutes

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Howdy Folks,

I just thought of somethin phunny and the…

Milk
Eggs
Toilet Paper
Beer
Cheez in a Can
Bologna
Mac and Cheez
Cheez Puffs
Roid Cream
‘Stache Comb
Dog Food

Oh, sorry about that. My mind must be sumwear else today.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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This Week’s Video Clip – Charlie Bit Me!

As we know, kids can say and do the funniest things. In
this clip watch as one little boy finds out why he should
not tease his younger brother.

Click here: http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=11292

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This Week’s BONUS Video Clip – Charlie Bit Me Remix!

You have seen the original, now see the remix. Check
out these cute kids in the Charlie Bit Me remix.

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Who’s the cement head that fixed the step?

Redneck Patch Kit, Just send (4) easy payments of $39.99
to…

From Jethro’s new book: “Instant Home Repairs”

OK, I see the brick but you forgot the duct tape

Another way to tell when somone is unbelievably lazy.

“Watch Your Step”

The wife told me Fix it, or no Super Bowl party.

A Concrete Solution to a Concrete Problem

American ingenuity at work

There, I fixed it

A chip off the old block.

Little Bondo and I can buff that right out!

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Howdy Folks,

It is kind of nice that this weather is getting a bit
better. It was about 40 degrees out their today. Nice.

It has been awhile since I have really enjoy the outdoors
and the fresh air. I can’t wait for summer to come back so
I can go fishin, tubin, runnin, jumpin, BBQin, Monster
Truckin, Squirrel chasin, slip ‘n slidin, chili cook-offin,
grandma wrestlin’, playin what’s that smell, puttin the
laundry in the back of the truck and going to the car warsh
to warsh them clothes… and other stuff too.

Summer is goin to be awesome! I know you can’t wait for it
either.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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This Week’s Video Clip –

Funny Cats… Funny Cats… & More Funny Cats

The title said it all. Including the best of the best
footage on cats. You’ll see tricks, flips and much more!

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Spin Cycle = Shaken – Not Stirred

you think we might have to call the maytag repair guy?

Gives a whole new meaning to SUDS

That spin cycle really puts a head on the beer

Pretzels & chips are in the dryer

Those rednecks really know how to party and save money at
the same time!

It was super bowl Sunday and boy was Margie surprised
when she decided to do some laundry before the big game!

How to get men to do laundry.

A Bud-Lite Load

you should see what they’ve done with the oven

is the dryer for the empties?

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Howdy Folks,

My son challenged me to a burpin contest last night at
dinner. I told him that we should wait until after we ate
because we are polight and sivilized. He was kind of bummed
out, but he waited ’til after dinner. He’s a good listener.

So, we had the contest. The winner, yours truly, was praised
by his boy and I did the same for him. He said, “Nice game,
Daddy.” I almost cried, but I held it together until the
smoking section of the Denny’s gave me a standing ovation.

I balled like a baby. Family moments are so special.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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This Week’s Video Clip – Henny Youngman’s Classics

The man who became known as the King of the One Liners
started as an orchestra musician. Fortunately, Henny
Youngman found his true calling as a comedian. This is
original footage of Henny doing his classic material.

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I’m still hung over from New Years.

Same cat, Same beer, Same place, New Year!

Now this is what I call a purrrrrfect weekend.

Hang in there. Life gets better.

Morris The Cat, of 9 Lives fame, goes to Celebrity Rehab.

The life of the actors wasn’t so great after Cats closed
on Broadway.

Cat-atonic

“First it started with catnip, then he went on to bigger
things”

It wasn’t curiosity that killed this cat.

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Howdy Folks,

I’ve been lockin horns with the little woman about almost
everythin we been talkin about recently. We talk about
vacations, we fight. We talk about what to eat for dinner,
we fight. We talk about weather er not dijon mustard is
to fancy for eatin, we fight.

I don’t know what to due. I seems like if my opinion
differs from hers it’s wrong. And if she’s accused of bein
wrong then I’m in deep. I don’t understand her sometimes.
She can be the sweetest person on the earth on minute and
the next…

I love my wife. I’ve loved her from the moment I saw her
at the gator wrestling expo in Morehead, Kentuchy back in
1972.

I think the reason my wife and I argue so much is that
sexual tension thing. It’s tough to get-it-on with a trailer
full of young’uns and Old English Sheepdogs. Sometimes I
want her to wrestle me like one of them gators and… I’ve
said to much.

Anyways… Happy New Years!

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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This Week’s Video Clip – Crazy Cats & More Crazy Cats

As the song in this video clip says, Push it To The Limit.
And these cats are doing exactly that and it makes for one
hilarious video!

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“The Lone Grandma rides again!!!”

get off my ass or I’ll flick a booger on your windshield

Granny’s stone cold pizza delivery service.

Don’t set off my road rage, kid.

Everybody loves a parade.

Scooter-Tooter

Now you know why we can’t let them watch NASCAR at the old
folks home!

but the gas mileage is teriffic

Little old lady from Pasadena

The low rider drives a little slower

I may be slow, but I’m ahead of you.

Catch me if you can

Go Granny, Go Granny, Go Granny Go

Old Road Rage

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Howdy Folks,

I hope you and yours had a great holiday. I am takin it
easy and I’m doin a bit a relaxin’. It seems that eggnog
the wife served at the Jethro family holiday party was not
really for drinkin’. Well, I should have known cuz it was
green and had chunks in it. Apparently, egg nog is not
supposed to have those aspects to it, so there you go.

I’ll be fine, don’t worry. I’m eatin my cereal with
Kaopectate. Mmmmmmmmm, good stuff.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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This Week’s Video Clip – Three Stooges: Wedding Crashers

The boys are on a mission to break up their Pa’s wedding
by substituting Curly for the groom. To settle Curly’s
nerves Moe and Larry fix him a drink while Curly takes
the opportunity to swipe a little silver off the bar.

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A boy and his horse

South Carolina Honeymoon Suite

Is he having a night-mare?

You know the story. A few beers, too much partying…

save a cowboy – ride a horse

How centaurs are made.

Apparently someone didn’t fully understand the Godfather
movie.

A Cowboy is never without his horse.

When I said, “My Misses was a little horse…….”

if you can’t be with the one you love, love the one your
with

New mean to the phrase: “Getting a little ass.”

These two need to quit horsing around!

The old gray mare she ain’t what she used to be…

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Howdy Folks,

I remember a few christmases ago I had a great idear about
surprisin my kin with some gifts and presents.

I rented a Mr. Santa Claus suit so I could deskies myself
as the holiday gift delivery guy as come in the trailer
and give special gifts to my kids and make it a CHristmas
that they’d never forget.

Now dressed as Mr. Santa I climbed onto the roof of the
trailer so the young’uns could hear me walking around and
get curious about who or what was a makin all that noise.
We didn’t have no chimney so I tried to get in thru one of
the windows and accidentally broke it. The sound of the
shatterin of that window alarmed my family and then my wife
grabbed a hunting rifle, loaded in with bird shot and
proceeded to fire it at my big red rear-end.

It hurt like nobodys business, but I survived. Now my
children are terified of the CLaus and his holiday home-
invasion, but I’m getting them presents anyways. This year
I’m going to bring them gifts dressed as a reindeer. I got
a great deal on this costume from a taxidermist fella I
know. Its so life-like.

It will be a great holiday, just as long as it ain’t deer
season.

Have a Happy Holiday!

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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This Week’s Video Clip –

Tiger Woods Commemorative Mistress Plates!

In this hilarious clip from ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’, Billy
Dee Williams presents a rather unusual new commemorative
collection of plates featuring, on the front, the
mistresses of Tiger Woods!

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This time of year, urine the mood

gives new meaning to “tinkling lights”

“Leave me low-fat cookies and skim milk will ya?”

When you gotta go you gotta go!!

This’ll teach them to close off their chimney!

Ho Ho… whoaaa!

Wait till you see what the reindeer left.

This is what you’ll get if you been naughty

Santa, being a traditionalist, showed his displeasure
for LED lights.

That’s what happens when you pee outside in 30 below
weather!

Up on the rooftop, whiz, whiz, whiz

Santa reaches the first “naughty” house on his list.

A u-r-peein’ Santa!

I hate these cold winter evenings!

Once again I was disqualified from my neighborhood’s
“Best Decorated House” contest due to my bad attitude!

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Howdy Folks,

On Friday, my uncle Bufford stopped by and visited with us
for awhile. He brought along his drinkin’ buddy… Buddy.
Buddy is a used dog he got from this 11 toed friend of his.

Anyway, Bufford said Buddy wanted to have a drinkin’ contest
like they do on every Friday. Who wouldn’t want to challange
a dog to a drinkin contest? Well, they started drinkin’
beer after beer until Uncle Bufford finally fell out the
window while trying to pee out of it. Thats right, he was
a peein outta window.

Buddy ran out of my double-wide castle and grabbed another
beer out of Bufford’s hand as he lay there asleep in the
yard with his britches around his ankles. I’ll tell you
somethin’, I’ve never seen a dog drink that much… well
unless you count my wife’s sister. Oh, that was so… true.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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This Week’s Video Clip –

25 Years Of Oprah Shouting Celebrity Names

For 25 years, Oprah has been welcoming America’s top stars
to her show. Here is a video compilation culled from those
years. Notice how often Oprah changed her look in those
years.

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How pumpkin pie is made

The pies have it

Kiss my pie hole!

Pie ala’commode

The recipe called for strained Pumpkin!

100% Organic

Tastes like sweet potato pie MY ASS!!!

So that’s the secret recipe.

You need how many more by when…

So now I know why I always thought pumpkin pies tasted
like crap.

The cousin to Cow Pies

Poopkin pie

Sitting down on the job was never so good.

I KNEW IT!

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Howdy Folks,

This week I just thought I’d share sum of my famous werds
of wisdom: “Don’t make grilled cheeze sandwiches with a
hot iron.”

Well, unless you want yer “Job Interview” flannel shirt to
smell like cheeze. I sure learned my lesson.

So I bought two irons.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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“Now it looks lived in.”

I’m still cute.

the cat did it

I swear it was like this when I woke up.

Just walk away!

I had an awful nightmare

Great Chew Toy Dad!

The couch started it, and I finished it!!!

Baaaaad Dog!!!!!

Shoulda got me a chew toy.

Sit a spell and gnaw with me.

The cat dared me to!

Just doing a little redecorating!!

That day that aptly named Chewy, achieved his personal best!

BUURRRRRRRP!

Some days you’re the dog, and some days you’re the couch.

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