Howdy Folks,

I furgot that today was April Fools’ Day… until I saw
all of my clothes on the lawn and none on my body. Also,
I noticed that I was lyin on the floor, handcuffed to a
water pipe. Oh, and I had a smilee face made out of wiped
cream on my chest.

Well, either it was April Fools Day of the wife has an
interestin evenin planned.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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Last Weeks Picture:

Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently
judged by Jethro:

Donald Trump’s dog

Oh, I should stop drinking, everything look like my wife.

Don’t laugh, I’ve got more hair than you!

Rex Blagojovich!

Taco Bell dog enters Witness Protection

Handsome, and it keeps my ears warm.

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– Here’s the continuation of captions sent in by readers –

Gives new meaning to the phrase “hair of the dog”.

“Little known fact about Howard Cossell…he was not
actually human!”

I guess the Dorothy Hamill haircut has just gone to the
dogs now.

Ted Baxter of the dog world.

Does it look natural?

“It’s Dingo Starr!”

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Next Weeks New Picture:

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