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Laughing Baby

editor — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 17:15:19 +0000

Howdy Folks,

With it a bein Monday and all i think that we could all
use a good laff. Sounds good, doesnt it?

Watch as this little young’un laughs his head off. It will
sure get a few chuckles out of y’all.

Hey, don’t forget to rate the clip after viewing.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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Last Week’s Clip Ratings

Kissing Prank With Monkeys

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Rating: 4.1 out of 5

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This Week’s Video Clip – Laughing Baby

Some say that laughter is contagious, and after watch
this clip you will probably agree. This baby has a
laugh that just puts you in a good mood. Watch and
enjoy.

Click here: Laughing Baby

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It Takes One to Know One

editor — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:33:57 +0000

Howdy Folks,

I need to go too the dentests today. I was eatin a snack
the other day and afterwords my teeth were a hurtin like
the time that turtle bit my bottom wen i was a swimmin
in Bluff Lake, which brings me to the reson why i’m goin
to the dentest is I tried to get revenge on that turtle
by findin him and bitin his bottom. however, i did not
anticipate how hard those shells they have are.

Live and learn i guess.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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Last Weeks Picture:

Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently
judged by Jethro:

Although Dad and Son enjoyed their bottles, both wished for
Mom’s Jugs.

some guys never grow up

Look, how cute… They both get a bottle at 5 o’clock.

Ready…Set…CHUG!!

Wanna trade?

Wonder which one of us will be asleep first.

It takes one to know one.

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– Here’s the continuation of captions sent in by readers –

Jethro’s idea of spending quality time with his kids

AWWWW ….THEIR BONDING AT LAST !!!!!!

Monkey see Monkey do

I finally have a drinking buddy!

Yeah kid, I know how you feel. When your Mom took the
breasts away, I turned to the bottle too.

I wonder which one will put up the bigger fuss if you take
his bottle away.

Chip off the old block.

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Cooking Can Be Ruff!

editor — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:22:30 +0000

Howdy Folks,

Over the weakend the wife and myself went off to a weddin’.
My wife’s third cousin’s sister was getting married for
the seventh time in a row. We bearly made it to the
cerimonies on time.

We walked in just as thea organ music started. We sat and
watched the weddin’ party enter the church in there dry-
cleaned, appropriatelee fitin’ attire. The wife started
cryin’ the very second her cousin came down the isle.

Things was going great until the preacher said, “Doesn’t
anyone object to the joinin’ of these two in Holy
Matrimony?” The preacher waited about 10 seconds and then
it happened. My wife’s Uncle “12 toes” Murphy interrupted
when he opened a beer durin’ the silence.

Everyone and their mother turned around to give old “12
toes” the “1,000 yard stare”. After it dawned on him why
everyone was lookin’ at him he said, “Hey, I don’t object.
I’m just parched.”

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

mailto:Jethro@gophercentral.com
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Humor Video Clips

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Last Weeks Picture:

Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently
judged by Jethro:

It started with Bush baked beans,now he’s out of control!

If you are good I’ll throw you a bone!!!

So that’s why there’s hair in my food!

I go for Chef Dog R-D

Bone Appeteet!

Sure he can cook, but will he do the dishes

America’s Iron Dog Chef

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– Here’s the continuation of captions sent in by readers –

Hey, where’s the cat?!

While Lassie got all the fame and glory, nobody knew what
she put her husband through…

Who’s ready for (German) Shepards Pie?

My biscuits are burning!

Kiss the cook…spay the wife!!!

And now for the secret ingredient

Cooking can be ruff!

I was in the mood for Chinese, or Italian, but I guess I’ll
settle for Dog.

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