Posts Tagged ‘bacon perfume’

AHHHH, Jethro in a speedo!

July 1st, 2009

Howdy Folks,

I came up with a greight idear to make alot of money. It’s
a purfume and coloan that makes you smell like bacon.

Doesn’t that sound like a good idear? I know, its gonna be
huge.

I’m sure that there are a few of y’all that are thinkin
that this particular Jethro Enterprizes venture is not one
of his better ones. You maybe sayin, “Jethro, I’m sure some
folks won’t want to smell like bacon and it maybe offensive
or harmful to some.”

Don’t you worry, I’ve got it all covered. I’m gonna put a
warning label on every bottle. It will say: Don’t wear this
bacon scented colonge if your a mailcarrier cuz it may
attract dogs.

I think all of my bases are covereed. Who wants to accept
a great investment oppourtunity?

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

Email Jethro

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Last Weeks Picture:
monkeyscream

Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently
judged by Jethro:

whaaat! king kong is my daddy?

WHAT PICTURE? YOU ARE LOOKING INTO A MIRROR

nobody told me about electricity

I was adopted?

Ah, I remember seeing my first blind date too…

What did you do to my hair!

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– Here’s the continuation of captions sent in by readers –

Always knock on your parent’s door before entering!

“How much for that banana?”

I’m a monkey and you’re my uncle? No way!!!

AHHHH, Jehtro in a speedo!

Who ya gonna call, GHOSTBUSTERS!!!

YOU PAID WHAT FOR AUTO INSURANCE?

You invested it all with Madoff?

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Next Weeks New Picture:
gun-grill

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