Howdy Folks,
Yestarday was Election Day. Did you vote? I sure did. I
actually voted for myself in the race to name the Chief
of Waste Management in my town.
I figured if I win I can get all the best free stuff that
folks leave out to be collected by the the trash man or
trash woman.
Nobody ever wants this particular position so I thought
that I wood be a shoe-in. Well, it didn’t exactly end the
way I would have wanted it too.
Apparently, I missread the ballet and instead of votin for
“Jethro” I writen “Jethra”. So now that bearded lady is
in-charge of my town’s waste.
Well, theirs always next election.
Take Care Y’all
Jethro
Looking for a Laugh?
You’ll find them on EVTV1.com: Humor Video Clips
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LEATHER PASSPORT HOLDER (Black)
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Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently
judged by Jethro:
In other news, Paris Hilton has not been seen since
visiting a corn maze in rural America, if anyone has
information on the heiresses whereabouts please, keep
it to yourself…
Jethro I find your Corn Maze insulting to all us blondes!
And as soon as I find my way out, I’m kicking your Ass!
Said one blonde, “I’ll never get outta here!”
Finally, truth in advertisement
There you go again, giving blonds more credit than they
deserve.
OMG…a stalk-er!
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GIANT 600 Cartoons Special Collector’s DVD Tin
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– Here’s the continuation of captions sent in by readers –
Where’s the entrance?
That’s A-maze-ing!
if you run into trouble, flashlights and guides are
available along the maze.
Boy! This looks TOUGH! Better bring a lunch!!
Do you get a map with the entry fee?
But who reads them the sign?
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