Howdy Folks,
I did somethin kind of silly the other day. I was a makin
some poppin corn and i wanted to put some salt on it to
give it a better flaver. I searched high and low but I
just couldnt find the salt. So, i improvized.
I when outside and grabbed a handful of that rock salt
that y’all sprinkle on yer driveways and porches and stuff.
I thru that stuff on my corn and ate it up. It was not a
smart id-er. Don’t ever do that folks. You’ll regret it
just like me. And that is because I found a brand new
shaker full of salt in the bathroom, why I don’t know, and
I wasted a good amount of that rock salt on food instead
of my drivin way.
Why do these things allways happen to me?
Take Care Y’all
Jethro
Looking for a Laugh?
You’ll find them on EVTV1.com: Humor Video Clips
————————————————————
USB Laptop LED Light
Store Price: $7.99
DEAL PRICE: $2.99
Get two for $4.98
This is one of those items that if you have a laptop
you’re going to absolutely love.
This USB LED Light ensures you have enough light to do
your computing when you need it most. Use it on the plane,
during a dimly lit presentation, or in bed.
Great for travelers and students alike, this featherweight
light illuminates your keyboard without distracting others
around you. The USB LED Light plugs directly into any
available USB port so no external power supply is needed.
The flexible neck allows you to arrange the light in any
position you like, yet it is rigid enough to hold its shape.
Use it once and you’ll love it forever. At this price pick
up two for less than the normal cost of one. To get more
details, see a picture or order, visit: USB Laptop LED Light
————————————————————
Last Weeks Picture:
Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently
judged by Jethro:
Can you hear me now?
Smells like peanuts!
Look ma, no cavities
…there’s a little something in your teeth…
I think you need to see the dentist.
—————
Send your captions to: Email Jethro
————————————————————
FOREVER BREAD BAGS
Can A Simple Bag Make Your Bread Last Longer?… YES!
Normal Price: $9.99
DEAL PRICE: $5.99
Get two pair for $9.98
Yes you can save money with these revolutionary, simple
looking bags. Using integrated anti-microbial nano-
technology these bags work for days to keep bread loaves
fresh and fragrant, and bagels just the right texture!
Also great for bulk flour, grains and pasta! These extra
thick quality plastic bags can be used more than 20 times!
Environmentally friendly you get 10 bags measuring 10
inches by 20 inches each.
Don’t throw bread away so fast… Forever Bread Bags are
perfect for extending the life of ALL kinds of bread.
Remember the space age technology of integrated anti-
microbial nanotechnology slows down deterioration and
keeps your bread fresh and tasting delicious for up to
14 days longer. VISIT: FOREVER BREAD BAGS – 1/2 price…
————————————————————
– Here’s the continuation of captions sent in by readers –
When’s the last time you flossed?
Hey! I can hear the ocean!
cats cough up furballs and this is what elephants cough up
Geez, bite my head off why don’t ya
Hello? Anyone in there?
————–
Next Weeks New Picture:
—————
Send your captions to: Email Jethro
.gif)
