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Redneck Yacht Club!

April 15th, 2009

Howdy Folks,

I consider myself a good neighber. I help them neighbers of
mine carry their groceries, i brush the snow off a their
cars and I even watch their homes when they go on a
vacation.

Then why is it they hate me when i read their mail, barrow
stuf without askin and use their floor mats as bath towels
wen I run out of ‘em?

I promise i’ll was the mats. I’m a good guy. I jjust have
interesting interests. Don’t we all?

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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Last Weeks Picture:
limowaterski1

Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently
judged by Jethro:

the greatest car in the world!

The all new Limo Swim Club. Enrollment fee $5000.

a relaxing “chauffered” drive red-neck day at the lake

Do you think that we may have taken a wrong turn somewhere?

James Bond–eat your heart out!

Alabama spring break fun

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– Here’s the continuation of captions sent in by readers –

Redneck prom weekend

Redneck Yacht Club!

The ULTIMATE in Four Wheel Dive

I told you it was a left turn back there

Pimp my boat.

Cruise the lake in style.

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Next Weeks New Picture:
catpaws

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