Howdy Folks,

The other night my wife asked me, “If yer lost in the
woods, what 3 things would you take with you to sirvive?”
I pondered this question for a while and I came up with
my 3 items for sirvival.

First, I would bring a few rolls of toilet paper because
I ain’t wipin’ my fanny with pinecones again. That’s
smarts.

Second, I would take about 500 slim jims for snackin’
and for other metabolismal purposes.

Lastly, I would take… an extra pair of underwear
because… you never know. And they better fit well
because as the old sayin goes… “Its Sirvival of the
fittest.”

I think with those things i could last a day or two.
What do y’all think?

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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