Howdy Folks,

This clip that i have fer y’all today is the cutest thing
y’all will see all day. Watch these two kitty cats battle
for the title of cutest cat of all time. It’s a shame that
it can’t end in a tie. Maybe we can make an acception.

Watch these little guys wrestle around and make the even
the hardest hearted person say, “AAAWWWWWWW!”

Hey, don’t forget to rate the clip after viewing.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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Last Week’s Clip Ratings

Cheerleader Run Over By Football Team

http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9553

Rating: 3.4 out of 5

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This Week’s Video Clip – Kitty Cat Smackdown

What happens to cause these two kitty cats to ensue in all
out battle of domination? Watch these two cats stop at
nothing to claw each other’s eyes out and make themselves
out to be the alpha kitty.

Click & View: http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5521

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I have always wanted to adopt a pet for my kin, but after
a watchin this clip i’m not so sure that I’m goin to go
thru with it.

Watch this crazy cat go… crazy. It’s scary yet funny.

Hey, don’t forget to rate the clip after viewing.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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Top Videos Of The Week

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2. Hendrix at Woodstock
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3. Amos N’ Andy – IRS Office…
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4. Classic Blues Brothers
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5. NFL Greats – Walter Payton
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6. Steam Trains
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Last Week’s Clip Ratings

Stupid Things People Do

http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1071

Rating: 2.9 out of 5

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This Week’s Video Clip – Even Crazy Cats Need Loving

Pinky the cat has a bad attitude and the poor police
officer who is just trying to find Pinky a nice happy
home get the brunt of Pinky freaking out.

Click here: Adopt Pinky – Even Crazy Cats Need Loving

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My wife desided to spruce up the old homestead with some-
thing called potpourri. She said that it made the house
smell better and more invitin… and it’s decorative too.

I wish she had told me all of this before I ate it. I
thought it was trail mix.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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Solar Light & Bug Zapper Zap Those Bugs That Are Bugging You
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Last Weeks Picture:

Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently
judged by Jethro:

CAT SCRATCH FEVERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

Me me me me meeeeeooooowww

Meet the coolest cats town!

“CATerwauling”

I’m going back to Catmandu

It’s the new Pussycat Dolls!

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American Builder 26 Piece Folding Tool Tote
Tools You’ll Use, Not Lose…

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- 10-pc Driver Bit Set
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Compare to similar products costing much more… then head
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…but I got cat class and I got cat style.

REMEMBER THE GROUP, THE STRAY CATS?

Karaoke cats

Karaoke night at the puss n’ boots bar and grill.

Trust me, they sound great after a few beers

Be glad you can’t hear them

Felines….nothing more than felines!

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I had such a bad time tryin to get too sleep last night.
I just couldnt fall asleep for anythin. I tried readin’,
but the Auto-Trader i had was from last month. I even
tried watchin tv, but the wife and I already ordered from
all those infomercials.

Finally, the wife had a good idear. She said, “Hey, why
don’t you count sheep?” I responded, “Well, then I have
to go outside. And you know I can only count to twenty-
two… if I’m bearfoot.”

So I decided to burp the alphabet instead. I got to the
letter “G” and then I was out like a light. Worked like
a charm.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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The Health eCig – The Electronic Cigarette Kit
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Get a complete kit for $49.99…
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Last Weeks Picture:

Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently
judged by Jethro:

The world’s youngest butt-head

Look out! He’s gonna blow!

I’ve heard of a buttface, but this is ridiculous!!!

He needs HOW MUCH in dental work?

At least we can agree they are cheeks.

Exhale, exhale!!!

Now that’s a face for radio.

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Laptop Holder by FineLife
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With this Laptop Holder by FineLife you’ll experience
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And because your laptop will slightly be elevated, the free
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But what you may love most about it is the rotating base
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FEATURES:
- Adjustable angle, 10 to 16 degrees
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- Lightweight but built strong… made of ABS Plastic

Grab your very own Laptop Holder for $9.99… you will love
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i am sleeping and protecting my winter stash at the same
time. leave me alone!!!!!!!

I can’t believe you ate the WHOLE thing…..

Talk about Chipmunk Cheeks!!!

That’s how Dizzy Gillespie got started.

“OK, it’s cute. But, which end is it again?”

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The other night my wife asked me, “If yer lost in the
woods, what 3 things would you take with you to sirvive?”
I pondered this question for a while and I came up with
my 3 items for sirvival.

First, I would bring a few rolls of toilet paper because
I ain’t wipin’ my fanny with pinecones again. That’s
smarts.

Second, I would take about 500 slim jims for snackin’
and for other metabolismal purposes.

Lastly, I would take… an extra pair of underwear
because… you never know. And they better fit well
because as the old sayin goes… “Its Sirvival of the
fittest.”

I think with those things i could last a day or two.
What do y’all think?

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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STRAP GENIE BRA CLIPS – More Than 1/2 Off The TV Price
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Last Weeks Picture:

Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently
judged by Jethro:

What part of catnap don’t you understand?

PEEK A BOO!

MY EYES! MY EYES!

It’s Too Early!

Oh no! Not another Tom And Jerry cartoon–I just can’t
bear to watch!

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

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Micro Light LED Keychains w/ Retractable Pen (3 pack)
Available At 1/2 Price…

List Price: $9.99
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Get Two for $7.98

No more fumbling about in the dark! The Powerbeam Micro
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There are so many things I love about this., like:
- It’s small so it’s not a burden to have on my keys
- The switch is big and easy to turn on with my thumb
- The light is very powerful
- The pen is just the coolest idea and can come in handy

The Powerbeam Micro Lights gift pack includes a set of 3
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Get one 3-pack (3 Micro Lights) for $4.99 or two 3-Packs
(6 Micro Lights) for $7.98.
VISIT: Micro Light LED Keychains w/ Retractable Pen (3 pack)
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– Here’s the continuation of captions sent in by readers –

For God’s sake, put on some clothes!

…7,8,9,10. Ready or not here I come.

See no evil.

Don’t show me anymore pics from Jethro!

How to tell if your cat has a hangover

Bright Light! Bright Light!

Morris the Cat is alive and well and in hiding.

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Next Weeks New Picture:

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