Phunny Pictures – Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Howdy Folks,

Well folks, it has been a rough time here in the Jethro
household. I caught one of my teenage kids smokin’. I
can’t believe that my own kid would do such a thing
behind my back after they’d promised me they wouldnt
never do it. Its a shame.

So I did the only thing i could think to do to punish the
kid… make ‘em smoke all of the cigarettes they had in
their possession. So I sat there for three hours, watchin,
waitin and hopin that this would nip this problem in the
bud.

It took me over an hour to figure out why these cigarettes
smelled so funny. But then my train of thought derailed
and I began to think about twinkies and cheese popcorn
for some reason. Then I couldnt remember why my kid was
smokin’, but that was interrupted by a four hour laughin
fit and then a hunger raid on the fridge and pantry.

I can remember what I was goin on about. Was it smokin?
Or cheese popcorn? Or polar bears with ninja trainin?

Can you see me right now? What’s going on?

I got to go… my pants are eatin my legs.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently
judged by Jethro:

Brings a whole new meaning to “Harvest Moon”.

Just say “No” to crack.

Now I know where the term “butt ugly” comes from

Wanna help me carve my pumpkins?

After the Wizard of Oz gave him the brains, the scarecrow
shows where he put them.

Do these pants make my ass look big?

I change my mind Mr. O’Lantern, I choose “Trick”!

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Bumkins of Steel…

What West Virginians do at Halloween….PUMP KIN.

“Kiss my gourde”

Girls Gone Wild, Rural Edition

So THIS is why the kids always avoided Dorothy’s house on
Halloween….

Say, George, is your ex still living across the street?

You want to see my stem?

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