Its allmost Memorial Day and y’all know what that means,
The Jethro Family Beer and Assorted Cheese Get Together
is a almost here.

It’s gonna be a great time. We are goin eat and drink
ourselves sick and play plenty of games in between.

My favorite game is ‘The Mullet Test’. What ya do is ya
have to go threw three challenges to be crowned “Mullet
Master”.

The first challenge is seein how much weight your mullet
can hold. This tests for its strength and is called
“Mullet Muscles”.

Next challenge entales seeing how much beer you can soak
up with your mane. This is known as the “Beer Test”.

Finally, you reach the last and most intense challenge,
this is for all the marbles. Whoever can open a bear bottle
with their feet in less than a minute and drink it is named
“Mullet Master”. The last challenge changes from year to
year. Aunt Ruth won last year when she defeated the entire
Jethro family in an arm wrasslin contest. She is one tuff
lady.

Well, I’m hopin to be crowned this years. Have a safe and
happy Memorial Day Weekend.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently
judged by Jethro:

If that elephant sneezes, somebody’s gonna get hurt.

I know it’s here someplace!

“It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s got to do it.”

I was running to catch up and she just stopped suddenly

Can you hear me now?!!

“Extreme Hide and Seek” – Coming up next…

Nice and roomy. No loud neighbors. I’ll take it!

This is a “management position”?

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This is what I get after 6 years of vet school?

I will NEVER EVER complain about my job again!

So there’s my watch

Never thought his brown nosing would go this far.

I found where the sun doesn’t shine!

You SURE this is where you dropped your keys?

“Guess what I got to do at work today?”

Going in or coming out, it’s just as gross to look at
either way.

Oh my, this is going to leave a mark.

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I did somethin kind of silly the other day. I was a makin
some poppin corn and i wanted to put some salt on it to
give it a better flaver. I searched high and low but I
just couldnt find the salt. So, i improvized.

I when outside and grabbed a handful of that rock salt
that y’all sprinkle on yer driveways and porches and stuff.
I thru that stuff on my corn and ate it up. It was not a
smart id-er. Don’t ever do that folks. You’ll regret it
just like me. And that is because I found a brand new
shaker full of salt in the bathroom, why I don’t know, and
I wasted a good amount of that rock salt on food instead
of my drivin way.

Why do these things allways happen to me?

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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Last Weeks Picture:

Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently
judged by Jethro:

Can you hear me now?

Smells like peanuts!

Look ma, no cavities

…there’s a little something in your teeth…

I think you need to see the dentist.

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When’s the last time you flossed?

Hey! I can hear the ocean!

cats cough up furballs and this is what elephants cough up

Geez, bite my head off why don’t ya

Hello? Anyone in there?

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I don’t have many rules that i follow on a dayly basis,
but there is one in partickulars is very important to
remember.

Jethro alwasy says, “Don’t ever use a boat oar to stir
up a pot of stew unless there is some seafood in it.”

Y’all maybe thinkin that ol’ Jethro is a little off his
rocker, but that tip has saved a meal or too in my time.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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Last Weeks Picture:

Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently
judged by Jethro:

Where did I leave my keys?

I’m thinking Arbys!

I sure hope nobody smells that one….

What’s on my mind? Don’t pry mate!

Things that make you go, Hmmmm….

Thank you Lord for making me so handsome.

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around you. The USB LED Light plugs directly into any
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Should I tell him that’s not Mountain Dew in that bottle?

Monka Lisa

Dr. Zaius…has a nice ring to it

I promise no more monkey business.

“I’m thinking of something you’re not smart enough to think
of.”

I think I’ll have the banana daiquiri…uummm…can we make
that a double?

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