I furgot that today was April Fools’ Day… until I saw
all of my clothes on the lawn and none on my body. Also,
I noticed that I was lyin on the floor, handcuffed to a
water pipe. Oh, and I had a smilee face made out of wiped
cream on my chest.

Well, either it was April Fools Day of the wife has an
interestin evenin planned.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

Email Jethro

Looking for a Laugh?
You’ll find them on EVTV1.com: Humor Video Clips

————————————————————
…….. “Oh, My Aching Back” ……..

THE BACK STRETCHER by North American Healthcare
Great For Aching Muscles Stress & More…

List Price: $59.99
DEAL PRICE: $24.99
Get Two for $39.98

“OH MY ACHING BACK”… If you’ve ever uttered these words,
take note of this amazing Back Stretcher that uses natural
traction to reverse the effects of spinal compression and
pinched nerves, by simply relaxing or stretching your achy
back.

Stretch your back and increase flexibility using this
gently curved arch to help naturally relieve pain caused
by excessive bending, muscle spasms and spinal compression.

Simply lie on the arch on a firm surface for a few minutes
per day. Comfortable foam padding on sturdy wood frame with
channel area to take pressure off the spine. If you have
serious back pain, consult your physician before use.
16″ x 10 ¼”.

Grab one for $24.99 or get two (one for home & one for the
office) for $39.96.
VISIT: THE BACK STRETCHER by North American Healthcare
————————————————————

Last Weeks Picture:

Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently
judged by Jethro:

Donald Trump’s dog

Oh, I should stop drinking, everything look like my wife.

Don’t laugh, I’ve got more hair than you!

Rex Blagojovich!

Taco Bell dog enters Witness Protection

Handsome, and it keeps my ears warm.

—————

Send your captions to: Email Jethro

————————————————————
Lighted Ear Wax Remover
Remove Ear Wax…Fast, Safe & Easily…

Normal Price: $7.99
OUR PRICE: $1.99

The bright LED light lets you see deep in the ear drum
for easy wax removal. The sleek design comes with 3
interchangeable tips:

- Big spoon tip for adults
- Little spoon tip for children
- Tweezer tip

Tips conveniently store in handle when not in use. Keeps
ear clean and pain free from annoying ear wax.

You can even use as a flashlight when not using with
attachments! Requires (3) LR41 button cell batteries…
And YES they are included.

FEATURES:
- The safest & easy way to clean ears & remove wax
- Ear pick (with clear tip) lights up the ear canal by
running through the transparent ear pick
- Great for removing wax in babies and children

To get more info or place an order, visit:
Lighted Ear Wax Remover
————————————————————

– Here’s the continuation of captions sent in by readers –

Gives new meaning to the phrase “hair of the dog”.

“Little known fact about Howard Cossell…he was not
actually human!”

I guess the Dorothy Hamill haircut has just gone to the
dogs now.

Ted Baxter of the dog world.

Does it look natural?

“It’s Dingo Starr!”

————–

Send your captions to: Email Jethro

—————

Next Weeks New Picture:

————————————————————

I can’t understand it. I’ve been starrin at my keyboard
lookin for the “any” key for about 20 minutes. Where is
that thing?

My kids told me that as soon as i found the “any’ key I
could watch “Dorf on Fishin” on speshal editin DVd.

This is like torture. i need to find this key. I need to
learn many of Dorfs fishin tips to make me a better Bass
Master. All I catch now is old boots and colds.

Where’s that danged key? Any suggestions?

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

Email Jethro

Looking for a Laugh?
You’ll find them on EVTV1.com: Humor Video Clips

————————————————————
3-PC SILICONE BAKEWARE SET
Cooks Evenly & Never Sticks…

Retail Price: $19.99
DEAL PRICE: $9.99
Get two for $15.98

Professional chefs have long appreciated the benefits of
high-temperature silicone bakeware. Made of FDA-approved
food grade silicone, this 3-pc. set goes easily from
freezer to oven and temperature extremes from 58° to 428° F.

The flexible material ensures even heat distribution, quick
cooling and easy removal of baked goods. Just let cool,
invert pan and apply pressure to the bottom while carefully
peeling back or twisting bakeware. Nonstick finish does not
retain odors or flavors and is stain resistant. Pans can be
folded for easy storage.

Set Includes:
- One (1) Muffin Pan 9 3/4″ x 6 3/4″ x 1 1/3″
- One (1) Bundt Pan 10 1/4″ x 3 1/2″
- One (1) Loaf Pan 8 1/2″ x 4″ x 2 3/4″

Best of all… all are dishwasher, freezer and microwave
safe. Grab one set for $9.99 or get two sets for $15.98.
Visit: 3-PC SILICONE BAKEWARE SET
————————————————————

Last Weeks Picture:

Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently
judged by Jethro:

“The Lone Grandma rides again!!!”

get off my ass or I’ll flick a booger on your windshield

Granny’s stone cold pizza delivery service.

Don’t set off my road rage, kid.

Everybody loves a parade.

Scooter-Tooter

Now you know why we can’t let them watch NASCAR at the old
folks home!

—————

Send your captions to: Email Jethro

————————————————————
Timesaver Key Holder with Built-In Clock & Voice Record Memo
This is sure to help organize your life…

List Price: $29.99
DEAL PRICE: $12.99
Get two pair for $19.98

There are so many features (see below) but my favorite has
to be the Voice Memo. How cool is it to be able to leave a
message for your kid or spouse reminding them of something
as they grab their keys to leave?

With no effort at all it easily attaches to your
refrigerator with super-strength magnets or use the slots
on back to hang on any wall.

FEATURES:
- Magnetic Key Holders and Color Coded Key Chains for Easy
Access
- Displays The Day & Time
- Displays the Indoor Temperature
- Alarm Function with 8 Tones to Choose From
- Countdown Time Function
- Voice Message System (Flashing green light indicates a
message)
- Measures: 8.27″x.83″x3.94″

Grab one for $12.99 or get two for $19.98.
They make a fabulous housewarming gift.
Visit: http://pd.gophercentral.com/u/14389/c/120/a/601
————————————————————

– Here’s the continuation of captions sent in by readers –

but the gas mileage is teriffic

Little old lady from Pasadena

The low rider drives a little slower

I may be slow, but I’m ahead of you.

Catch me if you can

Go Granny, Go Granny, Go Granny Go

————–

Send your captions to: Email Jethro

————————————————————

Next Weeks New Picture Click:

—————

I don’t have many rules that i follow on a dayly basis,
but there is one in partickulars is very important to
remember.

Jethro alwasy says, “Don’t ever use a boat oar to stir
up a pot of stew unless there is some seafood in it.”

Y’all maybe thinkin that ol’ Jethro is a little off his
rocker, but that tip has saved a meal or too in my time.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

Email Jethro

Looking for a Laugh?
You’ll find them on EVTV1.com: Humor Video Clips

————————————————————
FOREVER GREEN BAGS – Package of 16…

Normal Price: $9.99
DEAL PRICE: $5.99
Get Two Packages (32 Bags) for $9.98

Tired of throwing out rotten food? Green Bags prolong the
life of your fruits, vegetables and cut flowers without
the use of chemicals. Stock up on produce without worrying
about rapid spoilage or extend the life of your homegrown
fruits & veggies.

HOW GREEN BAGS WORK:
Fruits, vegetables and flowers release ethylene gas while
ripening after harvesting or picking. Ethylene gas
accelerates ripening, aging and rotting. Green Bags absorb
and remove this damaging gas, dramatically extending the
life of fruits, vegetables and flowers.

FEATURES:
- You get 16 Green Bags (8 – 9″ x 15″, 8 – 12″ x 17″)
- Save Money… Waste Less Produce
- Reusable up to 20 Times
- Keep Produce Fresh Approx. 30 Day
- Reduce Vitamin Loss by 50%

It does all that with NO CHEMICALS! Get one package of 16
Green Bags for $5.99 or pick up two packages (32 Green
Bags) for $9.98. Yep… you’re getting two for the normal
price of one. VISIT: FOREVER GREEN BAGS – Package of 15…
————————————————————

Last Weeks Picture:

Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently
judged by Jethro:

Where did I leave my keys?

I’m thinking Arbys!

I sure hope nobody smells that one….

What’s on my mind? Don’t pry mate!

Things that make you go, Hmmmm….

Thank you Lord for making me so handsome.

—————

Send your captions to: Email Jethro

————————————————————
USB Laptop LED Light

Store Price: $7.99
DEAL PRICE: $2.99
Get two for $4.98

This is one of those items that if you have a laptop you’re
going to absolutely love.

This USB LED Light ensures you have enough light to do
your computing when you need it most. Use it on the plane,
during a dimly lit presentation, or in bed.

Great for travelers and students alike, this featherweight
light illuminates your keyboard without distracting others
around you. The USB LED Light plugs directly into any
available USB port so no external power supply is needed.

The flexible neck allows you to arrange the light in any
position you like, yet it is rigid enough to hold its
shape.

Use it once and you’ll love it forever. At this price pick
up two for less than the normal cost of one. To get more
details, see a picture or order, visit: USB Laptop LED Light
————————————————————

– Here’s the continuation of captions sent in by readers –

Should I tell him that’s not Mountain Dew in that bottle?

Monka Lisa

Dr. Zaius…has a nice ring to it

I promise no more monkey business.

“I’m thinking of something you’re not smart enough to think
of.”

I think I’ll have the banana daiquiri…uummm…can we make
that a double?

————–

Send your captions to: Email Jethro

—————

Next Weeks New Picture:

I can’t not get enuff of them pranks. I love pullin Pranks
on folks, espechilly the kind that scares the pants off of
um. I scare my wife quite a bit.

Watch this here clip and injoy the funn of scarin y’all
silly.

Hey, don’t forget to rate the clip after viewing.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

P.S. Hey, would you like to win a FREE DVD? It’s free to
enter and winners will be notified by email. Just
click the link here to read the details and enter!

Visit: WIN this Presidential Bloopers DVD

Email Jethro

Looking for a Laugh?
You’ll find them on EVTV1.com: Humor Video Clips

————————————————————

Last Week’s Clip Ratings

Bed Farts

http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=966

Rating: 3.3 out of 5

————————————————————
CLEARANCE ITEM: Mix & Go
The Powerful, Portable Mixer With A Spill Proof Cup…

Retail Price: $14.99
DEAL PRICE: $5.99

The Spill Proof Cup Comes With It’s Own Mixer!

The amazing Mix & Go has an innovative snap-tight lid
design that makes it perfect for outdoor activities. Great
for mixing health drinks, pancake batter, beats eggs fast
and much much more.

What everyone loves about the Mix & Go is it comes with
its own mini electric whisk so you can prepare individual
servings of food and drink, anywhere and anytime.

Out and about… it is ideal for mixing up baby formula,
powdered slimming drinks and milkshakes. At home… it is
a convenient no mess way to whisk small portions of fresh
mayonnaise or custard, froth up coffee mix, health drinks,
beat eggs, even make pancake batter.

The slim line 14 oz. mug fits in car drinks holders.

Grab one, two, three or more… this makes a GREAT gift
forjust about anyone. It’s something that will be used
over and over and over.
Visit: Powerful, Portable Mixer & Spill Proof Cup…
————————————————————

This Week’s Video Clip – Scary Pranks

A hilarious collection of clips of the best successful
practical jokes. You will be sure to laugh at the people
in this video who get pranked and find themselves scream-
ing from fear.

Click here: Scary Pranks

Ever since I was a lil kid I thought fartin was the
phunniest thing on the planet. And you know what… it
still is. Just watch this clip and you’ll see why.

Hey, farts is phunny. You know it’s true.

Hey, don’t forget to rate the clip after viewing.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

P.S. Hey, would you like to win a FREE DVD? It’s free to
enter and winners will be notified by email. Just
click the link here to read the details and enter!

Visit: WIN this Presidential Bloopers DVD

Email Jethro

Looking for a Laugh?
You’ll find them on EVTV1.com: Humor Video Clips

————————————————————

Last Week’s Clip Ratings

Triumph on Hollywood Squares

http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1626

Rating: 3.9 out of 5

————————————————————
CelebSLIM (30 Day Supply)
Just One Pill A Day… To Be Celebrity Slim

Retail Price: $49.99
DEAL PRICE: $19.99

Let’s face it most diets fail. Is what you are currently
doing, working for you? Are you ready for your next big
change?

Grab a bottle of CelebSLIM Extra Strength and within two
weeks you will notice a difference… we promise!

If after just two weeks you don’t:
1. Lose weight
2. Feel Better
3. AND Have Less Cravings

(not just one but if you don’t experience ALL THREE), then
return the unused portion for a full refund of the 30 day
supply.

For years Celebrities have been paying almost $50 a bottle
for this secret formula that works!

What Does CelebSLIM do?:
- Suppresses Your Appetite…
- Curbs Your Cravings…
- Boosts Your Metabolism, without drugs…

Plus there is… No Caffeine! No Ephedra! No Jitters…

BEST OF ALL, Take only 1 pill a day to be CelebSLIM… Grab
a 30 day bottle… you have nothing to lose but weight…
Visit: Just One Pill A Day… To Be Celebrity Slim
————————————————————

This Week’s Video Clip – Bed Farts

This clip is pretty self explanatory, a couple is lying in
bed and the guy starts making some noise. He must have had
too many beans at dinner.

Click here: Bed Farts