Howdy Folks,
Here’s a few things I’ve learned that can tell y’all if yer
havin yerself a bad day:
1. Yer dog’s favorite bone is in yer leg.
2. At the zoo, monkeys throw stuff at you.
3. The wife cuts the crotches out of all your pants.
4. The kids use yer wooden leg to play baseball.
5. Yer underwear doesn’t have any elastic in it.
6. The post office asks if yer the guy in the picture.
7. The mother-in-law stays over ’cause the trailer park
cancelled the dance.
8. A bum gives you a dollar.
9. You have more gas than yer vehicle does.
10. You get fleas and the dog doesn’t.
As you can see I’ve had a ruff few days.
Take Care Y’all
Jethro
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judged by Jethro:
Dirty Harry’s Grill
If your steak is over-cooked, you better keep it to
yourself.
He’s a chef of the highest caliber
And with this BBQ, you won’t burn anything, with the
safety on of course.
Go ahead, make my cheeseburger!
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why yes, we do have rather quiet neighbors.
There’s the smoking gun.
Do you feel hungry, Punk?
Grill & Kill!
Oh, shoot. No charcoal.
Don’t mess with Texas barbeque!
That’s how to put a bang in your BBQ.
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