Phunny Pictures – Wednesday, May 30, 2009

Howdy Folks,

I spent the weekend fixin the garbage dissposal… again.
My wife was complainin’ that it was makin a weird noise
and sparks were shootin out of it for a month. I asked
her why it took so long to bring this matter up to “Mr.
Fix-It”, I mean me. She responded, “Well, it still kind
of works.”

I turned on the disposal and it made a noise thatsounded
like a robot with indigestion. So, I took the thing apart
and what did I find… my bottle opener that had been
missin for over a month or so.

I asked her why this tool of ever-lovin’ joy and happiness
would be tearin up the disposal. She replied, “Oh, that
reminds me…”

Back off fellas, she’s all mine.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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Last Weeks Picture:

Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently
judged by Jethro:

Gee I guess I don’t have to look for the unmarked car
anymore!

“You can run but you can’t hide!!!!!”

peek-a-boo

“Every move you make, I’ll be watching you.”

You will NOT be asked to PULL OVER!

The police decided to give their new speed trap idea a
“whirl.”

Our tax dollars hard at work!!!

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Send your captions to: mailto:Jethro@gophercentral.com

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– Here’s the continuation of captions sent in by readers –

NOW let’s see those Duke boys try and get away from us
this time, Kyuck kyuck kyuck.

we have ways to make you slow down.

Airwolf got reamed out by his boss and demoted to traffic
duty.

Slow down honey, a chopper copper!

I clocked you at Mach 2…

We stop you permanently.

…and we MEAN IT!!!

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Next Weeks New Picture:

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