Howdy Folks,

Taday’s new picture reminds me of a time down home when
my buddy Dub bet me a bottle of Wild Turkey that I couldn’t
mess with the neighbors’ cow.

I told him, “yer on!” I put on my stunt cape, my motor-
cyclin helmut, and weldin goggles and tried to ride that
bull like I was a in the rodeo.

Well, I looked more like a rodeo clown cuz that 950 pound
monster chased we all around the pen for 3 and 1/2 hours.

Needless-to-say, I got that bottle of hooch and got drunk
enuff to forget about the bull and then try to ride him
yet again. I was only in the coma for two weeks, but I
recovered quickly enuff, but fer whatever reason watchin
the rodeo makes me wet my pants.

I really wish I knew “why?”.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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This Week’s Video Clip –

Builder Throws Saw Blade Through a 2X4

Watch as a builder throws a saw blade through a 2×4.
You be the judge if this is real or fake.

Click here: http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=15648

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Last Weeks Picture:

Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently
judged by Jethro:

now that’s what I call a heads up play!

Take me out to the ballgame, indeed.

Ball two

two balls one strike

You’re Out! Now, turn your head and cough.

Is that ‘getting to third base’?

That’s called keeping your eye on the ball!

And you thought football was ballsy.

Good thing he’s wearing a cup.

I need a bigger glove!!!

In your face sports!!!

That ball was high and inside.

“You’re still OUT even if he tags you there!”

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Next Weeks New Picture:

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END OF PHUNNY PICTURES
Copyright 2010 by NextEra Media. All rights reserved.

Howdy Folks,

Welcome to another edition of Jethro’s words of Whizzdom!
I’m y’all host, Jethro and now i’m gonna offer y’all some
whizzdom-filled words.

“Yer true love is just like the elastic in yer underwear.
Providin you with a comforting embrace and a snuggley fit.”

That should be on a Valentine’s Day card. I’ll see what I
can do about that.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently
judged by Jethro:

somebody should tell them to turn over

Your Flys down

Where’s my magnifying glass? These guys need a tan.

Ahhh…it feels good to lay down after that big poo-poo
platter.

A Couple of Lounge Flies

A vacation on the fly.

“Honey, I would still prefer a King size.”

This ain’t one of your “Fly by night resorts Lucille”
check out the bar.

Honey close you legs. You trying to attract flys?

“Honey do think we need sun block”

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This Week’s Video Clip – Another Funny Baby Laugh

Who says you need to walk to enjoy Wii? Watch this clip as
a baby can’t stop laughing as he watches his father play
Wii sports golf. WARNING: This may start uncontrollable
laughing.

Click here: http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8335

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END OF PHUNNY PICTURES
Copyright 2010 by NextEra Media. All rights reserved.

I love pranks. I love to pull pranks on people and I love
when pranks are pulled on me. Today’s clip features a prank
that I woodn’t mind playin’ on somebody or havin’ somebody
play on me. It’s just alot of fun. All you need is 60 phone
books… or 320 Auto Traders.

Hey, don’t forget to rate the clip after viewing.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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Last Week’s Clip Ratings

Caddyshack: The Dalai Lama

http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1939

Rating: 2.9 out of 5

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This Week’s Video Clip – College Phone Book Prank

There is a time and a place for everything, and that time
and place is college. Why study when you can spend an
entire day tearing up 60 phone books and filling some poor
victim’s entire dorm room with shredded paper?

Click here: College Phone Book Prank

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I wise man once sayed, “Hey, don’t light yer beer farts cuz
the alcohol in ‘em will launch you into the air and that is
a definite FAA violation, i’m pretty such.”

That was the best weddin advice my old man gave me.

I luv you, dad!

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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Last Weeks Picture:

Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently
judged by Jethro:

Oh that Santa! Always trying to compete with the Christmas
tree.

What does Santa do in the off season? Two words….’hood
ornament’.

Does this tickle?

I can’t grow it on my head, So……..

Yes, I have WAY too much time on my hands.

You should hear it when the wind blows.

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Is there a spider on my face?

Makes it hard to pick my nose.

That’s the stupidest hat I’ve ever seen.

I was wondering where the starch went!

i hope no one shoots me in the butt thinking i’m a big
buck.

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Next Weeks New Picture:

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When I was alot younger than I’m right now, when I was
datin my future wife there was a incident. One night,
we were havin supper with her folks and afterwards I
tried to tell her dad a joke.

Now, my father-n-law doesn’t have the greatest sense of
humor about himself, but I wasn’t aware of that then.

So I asked him, “Herb, do you have any holes in your
underwear?”

He responded, “What the hell you want to know ’bout my
skivvies for, boy?”

“I was just tellin a joke is all,” I responded.

And from that day forward, my father-in-law wore a belt
and suspenders whenever I was around him.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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Last Weeks Picture:

Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently
judged by Jethro:

WHERE IS MY NEWSPAPER!

I think I am going to need a bigger shovel!

Is This Tony Montana’s House?

Snow day? Try a Snow Week!

Fido, where arrrrre you??

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dang, this isn’t even my house

I’m digging in for the winterrrrrrrrrr.

So much for Global Warming!

I wish I hadn’t let my wife talk me out of buying that
snow blower!

I know my cars’ here somewhere!

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Next Weeks New Picture:

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I can’t not get enuff of them pranks. I love pullin Pranks
on folks, espechilly the kind that scares the pants off of
um. I scare my wife quite a bit.

Watch this here clip and injoy the funn of scarin y’all
silly.

Hey, don’t forget to rate the clip after viewing.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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Last Week’s Clip Ratings

Bed Farts

http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=966

Rating: 3.3 out of 5

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This Week’s Video Clip – Scary Pranks

A hilarious collection of clips of the best successful
practical jokes. You will be sure to laugh at the people
in this video who get pranked and find themselves scream-
ing from fear.

Click here: Scary Pranks