I came up with a greight idear to make alot of money. It’s
a purfume and coloan that makes you smell like bacon.

Doesn’t that sound like a good idear? I know, its gonna be
huge.

I’m sure that there are a few of y’all that are thinkin
that this particular Jethro Enterprizes venture is not one
of his better ones. You maybe sayin, “Jethro, I’m sure some
folks won’t want to smell like bacon and it maybe offensive
or harmful to some.”

Don’t you worry, I’ve got it all covered. I’m gonna put a
warning label on every bottle. It will say: Don’t wear this
bacon scented colonge if your a mailcarrier cuz it may
attract dogs.

I think all of my bases are covereed. Who wants to accept
a great investment oppourtunity?

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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Last Weeks Picture:

Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently
judged by Jethro:

whaaat! king kong is my daddy?

WHAT PICTURE? YOU ARE LOOKING INTO A MIRROR

nobody told me about electricity

I was adopted?

Ah, I remember seeing my first blind date too…

What did you do to my hair!

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Always knock on your parent’s door before entering!

“How much for that banana?”

I’m a monkey and you’re my uncle? No way!!!

AHHHH, Jehtro in a speedo!

Who ya gonna call, GHOSTBUSTERS!!!

YOU PAID WHAT FOR AUTO INSURANCE?

You invested it all with Madoff?

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I don’t have many rules that i follow on a dayly basis,
but there is one in partickulars is very important to
remember.

Jethro alwasy says, “Don’t ever use a boat oar to stir
up a pot of stew unless there is some seafood in it.”

Y’all maybe thinkin that ol’ Jethro is a little off his
rocker, but that tip has saved a meal or too in my time.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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Last Weeks Picture:

Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently
judged by Jethro:

Where did I leave my keys?

I’m thinking Arbys!

I sure hope nobody smells that one….

What’s on my mind? Don’t pry mate!

Things that make you go, Hmmmm….

Thank you Lord for making me so handsome.

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The flexible neck allows you to arrange the light in any
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shape.

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Should I tell him that’s not Mountain Dew in that bottle?

Monka Lisa

Dr. Zaius…has a nice ring to it

I promise no more monkey business.

“I’m thinking of something you’re not smart enough to think
of.”

I think I’ll have the banana daiquiri…uummm…can we make
that a double?

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