Here’s some of ol’ classic Jethro.

My wife desided to spruce up the old homestead with some-
thin called “potpourri.”

She said that it made the house smell better and more
invitin for when folks come over… and it’s decorative
two.

I wish she told me all of that before I ate it. I thought
it was trail mix.

The good side is my breath has never been this fresh.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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Men are such animals!

Certainly shows how closely related and smart they are!!

Somebody said she had melons.

I always knew men were apes!

got milk?

Just monkeying around!

Me love Jane!

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left breast, clyde!!

Jane Goodall earns the primates’ trust, but not their
respect.

Hey, quit monkeying around you boob.

YEP, THEY’RE REAL ALRIGHT!!

Thanks for the mammories

You are such a beast whenever we go out in public!

“I hope that’s a banana I’m feeling!”

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Its offishally summertime! I love all of the fun that comes
along with the summer. You know, things like a beer slip ‘n
slide, BBQs, fireworks, play horseshoes, hub-cap frisbee…

And the best part is that all of these partickular activit-
ies are goin to involve me clad in my speedo that has “The
Big Dog” writen on it.

Now does that say summer fun, or what?

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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judged by Jethro:

You did say dinner at 6 didn’t you?

Let’s eat! I’m as hungry as a bear.

WHEN DO WE EAT!

I’ve said grace, now let’s eat!

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

Service is slow, But the ambiance is great.

Can I please get some service here?

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The economy is bad, Smokey, so we have to let you go.

Darn…I knew I shouldn’t have eaten the waiters!

HEY Where did everybody go??

Waiter, where’s my menu?

This is a lousy picnic, nobody brought any food.

Does a bear sit in the woods?

Where’s the beef?

Another blind date No-show

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I don’t have many rules that i follow on a dayly basis,
but there is one in partickulars is very important to
remember.

Jethro alwasy says, “Don’t ever use a boat oar to stir
up a pot of stew unless there is some seafood in it.”

Y’all maybe thinkin that ol’ Jethro is a little off his
rocker, but that tip has saved a meal or too in my time.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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Where did I leave my keys?

I’m thinking Arbys!

I sure hope nobody smells that one….

What’s on my mind? Don’t pry mate!

Things that make you go, Hmmmm….

Thank you Lord for making me so handsome.

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Should I tell him that’s not Mountain Dew in that bottle?

Monka Lisa

Dr. Zaius…has a nice ring to it

I promise no more monkey business.

“I’m thinking of something you’re not smart enough to think
of.”

I think I’ll have the banana daiquiri…uummm…can we make
that a double?

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I know that most of y’all can’t stands all that snow that
keeps on fallin down. I fore one am injoyin it. And i’m
not afraid to tell y’all why.

The snow alows you to do so many different things. Things
like… have a snowball fight, make snow angels, build a
snowman or snowwoman or snowpeople, go sleddin, cross
country ski, doin donuts in emptied parkin lots, and, my
personal favorite, writin yer name in it.

See, snow can be great, just as long as ya don’t have too
plow it, shovel it, snowblow it or drive in it.

Oh, you can make snowcones too! How did i ferget about
that one?

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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Somebody has a BAD case of DOGBREATH!!!

Tell that one about the cat again HAHAHAHAHAHA!

That was dog-gone funny!

Look, no cavities.

That was a real howler!!

You thought I was Granny!?!?

Somebody call the Dog Whisperer!

What’s So Funny?

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Nobody knows that after the Big Bad Wolf ate Grandma, he
and Little Red Riding Hood got together for a few drinks.

Fangs for the memories

“What big teeth you have! Ha ha ha!”

Did you hear the one about……?

“Ha Ha Ha I just got the punch line!”

Wanna see my smile?

Kid, that was too funny!

“This kid’s a riot!!!”

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