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Some days you’re the pigeon…

March 20th, 2010

Phunny Pictures – Saturday, March 20, 2010

Howdy Folks,

I was a drivin’ around the other day and I came upon this
“choke n puke,” that’s trucker talk for a diner or a
restaurante. Anyway, I noticed a sign outside the place
said, “Eat Here and Get Worms!” I laughed and then headed
on inside.

It was nothin’ special, just a roadside diner with some
good eatin that also sells bait. So I pulled up a stool
and had myself the “special” and a cup of coffee.

Once I finished my food I told the waitress that this place
made a mighty fine meal, one of the best I had ever had. I
had the rest of my afternoon free so I figured I’d get in
a little bit of fishin.

I asked the nice waitress if I could get some worms. She
replied, “Y’all ready got ‘um.”

I’m seein’ the doctor later today.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently
judged by Jethro:

Geez, and I just washed my hair!

BOMBS AWAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

Pigeon Stool

She’s having a crappy day

some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue

Never feed the birds anything from Taco Bell!

Pigeon Poop Patrol

“It’s a bird! It’s a plane! NO… it’s the SUPER DUPER
PIDGEON POOPER!!!”

Little Johnny learns a hard lesson for not sharing.

I’ve got the poop on you, kid!

Do I look like a rest stop?

If you feed them, they will poop!

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This Week’s Video Clip – The Three Stooges: Curley the Thief

Looks like Curly is a kleptomaniac! As the three stooges
attend a party Curly steels a bunch of silverware and
Champagne. Moe then pulls a rug from under someone and
causes them to face plant!

Watch It Now: http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14957

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