Howdy Folks,
Here’s somethin i learned the other day… if ya run out
a shavin cream you can always use the inside of a Twinkies
as a substitute. Good thinkin, i know.
I dont know how i live with myself, you know, bein so
smart. I wonder how that Alfred Einstein guy did it?
Take Care Y’all
Jethro
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Last Weeks Picture:
Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently
judged by Jethro:
Wonder what idiot put the bear feeder so high?
It’s the bear necessities
have i told you about the birds and the bears?
Bearly hanging in there
I’ll never play follow the leader with those birds again.
growl, growl…oops, I mean tweet, tweet
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Screaming Biker Monkey
Cute… Cuddly… Loud…
List Price: $14.99
DEAL PRICE: $3.99
By now we’ve probably all seen the flying screaming
monkeys. I have bought two for my cats. My big cat (my
friend calls him Jabba The Cat) loves it. While my little
one is petrified of it. Anyway, this too is a screaming
monkey, but with three differences:
1. This is larger a full 14″ long.
2. This doesn’t fly, but can attach to almost anything
3. The Price… It’s less than a third of the price.
But what I think is the cutest is the biker outfit this
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on the back of cool looking jacket. And the words on the
front of Born To Ride make this a unique gift for the
cycle-riding fan.
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Screaming Biker Monkey – Cute… Cuddly… Loud…
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– Here’s the continuation of captions sent in by readers –
I can’t find that bird in my birdwatching book.
That’s one hairy bird.
Is that some kind of rare squirrel?
I learned this one in the circus.
Excuse me! Do you mind if I come in to talk about Jesus?
What does a guy gotta do around here to get somethin’ to
eat?
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Send your captions to: Email Jethro
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