Howdy Folks,
I had such a bad time tryin to get too sleep last night.
I just couldnt fall asleep for anythin. I tried readin’,
but the Auto-Trader i had was from last month. I even
tried watchin tv, but the wife and I already ordered from
all those infomercials.
Finally, the wife had a good idear. She said, “Hey, why
don’t you count sheep?” I responded, “Well, then I have
to go outside. And you know I can only count to twenty-
two… if I’m bearfoot.”
So I decided to burp the alphabet instead. I got to the
letter “G” and then I was out like a light. Worked like
a charm.
Take Care Y’all
Jethro
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Last Weeks Picture:
Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently
judged by Jethro:
The world’s youngest butt-head
Look out! He’s gonna blow!
I’ve heard of a buttface, but this is ridiculous!!!
He needs HOW MUCH in dental work?
At least we can agree they are cheeks.
Exhale, exhale!!!
Now that’s a face for radio.
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– Here’s the continuation of captions sent in by readers –
i am sleeping and protecting my winter stash at the same
time. leave me alone!!!!!!!
I can’t believe you ate the WHOLE thing…..
Talk about Chipmunk Cheeks!!!
That’s how Dizzy Gillespie got started.
“OK, it’s cute. But, which end is it again?”
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