Howdy Folks,
You will never eveer guess what happened to me today. Well,
to save a little bit of time Ill just tell y’all.
I was grillin’ outside because it and when I say it I mean
the weather has been so nice latelee that I desided to
grill dinner outdoors. I was so exsiteed to grill thAT i
forgot to take off my scarf until it fell on the grill and
started on fire.
I did get the scarf off in the nick of time, but It got
fused to my nice coat so I scrapped it off with a ice
scrapper and then the family and I enjoyed and lovely
dinner consistin of steak and cajun style scarf.
So don’t wear loose clothing while you grill, I think
thats the moral of the story. That’s why i cook naked.
Well, not since the accident. Now i wear and athletic
supporter.
Take Care Y’all
Jethro
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Last Weeks Picture:
Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently
judged by Jethro:
Got a light?
I have this sinking feeling.
I NEED TO FINISH MY SMOKE FIRST THEN I’LL GET OUT.
not going anywhere for a while?
Some people will do anything for a cigarette!
It’s getting harder and harder to find places that allow
smoking these days!
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– Here’s the continuation of captions sent in by readers –
Smoking this stuff is what got me in here in the 1st place.
If you don’t like the smoke, tow me out!
I think lung cancer is the least of his worries right now.
“Whether you’re stuck in a meeting, quicksand, or cement,
Marlboro Lights will be there for you”!
That was a wicked left turn!
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