When I was alot younger than I’m right now, when I was
datin my future wife there was a incident. One night,
we were havin supper with her folks and afterwards I
tried to tell her dad a joke.

Now, my father-n-law doesn’t have the greatest sense of
humor about himself, but I wasn’t aware of that then.

So I asked him, “Herb, do you have any holes in your
underwear?”

He responded, “What the hell you want to know ’bout my
skivvies for, boy?”

“I was just tellin a joke is all,” I responded.

And from that day forward, my father-in-law wore a belt
and suspenders whenever I was around him.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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WHERE IS MY NEWSPAPER!

I think I am going to need a bigger shovel!

Is This Tony Montana’s House?

Snow day? Try a Snow Week!

Fido, where arrrrre you??

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dang, this isn’t even my house

I’m digging in for the winterrrrrrrrrr.

So much for Global Warming!

I wish I hadn’t let my wife talk me out of buying that
snow blower!

I know my cars’ here somewhere!

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You will never eveer guess what happened to me today. Well,
to save a little bit of time Ill just tell y’all.

I was grillin’ outside because it and when I say it I mean
the weather has been so nice latelee that I desided to
grill dinner outdoors. I was so exsiteed to grill thAT i
forgot to take off my scarf until it fell on the grill and
started on fire.

I did get the scarf off in the nick of time, but It got
fused to my nice coat so I scrapped it off with a ice
scrapper and then the family and I enjoyed and lovely
dinner consistin of steak and cajun style scarf.

So don’t wear loose clothing while you grill, I think
thats the moral of the story. That’s why i cook naked.
Well, not since the accident. Now i wear and athletic
supporter.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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According to the Chicago Police these units are better than
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Got a light?

I have this sinking feeling.

I NEED TO FINISH MY SMOKE FIRST THEN I’LL GET OUT.

not going anywhere for a while?

Some people will do anything for a cigarette!

It’s getting harder and harder to find places that allow
smoking these days!

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If you travel, you simply MUST have this. Take a few
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Smoking this stuff is what got me in here in the 1st place.

If you don’t like the smoke, tow me out!

I think lung cancer is the least of his worries right now.

“Whether you’re stuck in a meeting, quicksand, or cement,
Marlboro Lights will be there for you”!

That was a wicked left turn!

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Well, it seem that all a this snow thats everywears is not
goin anywheres anytime soon so we all might as well enjoy
it. Much like the folks in today’s video clips i have
picked out for your viewin enjoyment.

I’m always thinkin of others, I know.

Hey, don’t forget to rate the clip after viewing.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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Last Week’s Clip Ratings

Mama’s Family: Family Feud

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Rating: 3.2 out of 5

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TURTLE KEY HIDER/HOLDER
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What a great idea! That’s what everyone says about this
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Not just an appealing garden statue, this turtle cleverly
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key.

Grab one or two while they last. This is an item we made
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too.

Because of the low price, we must limit you to no more
than six (6) per order. Check it out by visiting:
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This Week’s Video Clip – Fun in the Snow

Check out the incredible funny clip of people and their
families having fun in the snow. Whether it’s sledding
or skiing, this fun filled clip will have you laughing
non stop.

Click here: Fun in the Snow

I know that most of y’all can’t stands all that snow that
keeps on fallin down. I fore one am injoyin it. And i’m
not afraid to tell y’all why.

The snow alows you to do so many different things. Things
like… have a snowball fight, make snow angels, build a
snowman or snowwoman or snowpeople, go sleddin, cross
country ski, doin donuts in emptied parkin lots, and, my
personal favorite, writin yer name in it.

See, snow can be great, just as long as ya don’t have too
plow it, shovel it, snowblow it or drive in it.

Oh, you can make snowcones too! How did i ferget about
that one?

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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Last Weeks Picture:

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judged by Jethro:

Somebody has a BAD case of DOGBREATH!!!

Tell that one about the cat again HAHAHAHAHAHA!

That was dog-gone funny!

Look, no cavities.

That was a real howler!!

You thought I was Granny!?!?

Somebody call the Dog Whisperer!

What’s So Funny?

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Nobody knows that after the Big Bad Wolf ate Grandma, he
and Little Red Riding Hood got together for a few drinks.

Fangs for the memories

“What big teeth you have! Ha ha ha!”

Did you hear the one about……?

“Ha Ha Ha I just got the punch line!”

Wanna see my smile?

Kid, that was too funny!

“This kid’s a riot!!!”

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Can y’all beleave it? We are gettin closer and closer to
the holidays. I am a bigg fan of the holiday season and
the reason is simple… it’s becasue of the snow!!!

I can’t get enuff of the snow. Snow is the bestest. I love
you roll around in it. I love to make snowmen. I love to
have snowball fights. But my favorite thing about the snow
is that i can right my name in it. After a big mug of
holiday punch there is nothin better. Its great to show
off that i’m a learn-ed guy.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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MAGIC VOLCANO w/ GROWING DINOSAUR…

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Magic Volcano Pets are the coolest new way to get yourself
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These novel pets are obviously not living creatures, but
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Don’t worry… these are NON-TOXIC, and safe for children
ages 3 & up. Grab a bunch… they make excellent stocking
stuffers. MAGIC VOLCANO w/ GROWING DINOSAUR…
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Last Weeks Picture:

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judged by Jethro:

Dad told son to go down and pick out a car.

Did you pick this car to ride in?

Another tragic case of what happens when a nice car goes
to the chop shop

“I didn’t have a voodoo doll, so this was the next best
thing to use.”

Don’t straddle that line when you park!

My Ex said she was ready to bury the hatchet But I didn’t
think it would be in my car.

Gee, I wonder which girlfriend is mad at me this week?

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ROYAL WINTER COLLECTION
Magic Scarf, a Hat and Gloves…

Retail Price: $19.99
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This soft shimmery 3 pieces set is an ingenious Italian
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These 100% polyester fibers are the softest, silkiest and
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also been called Magic Fabric.

Hats and gloves stretch to fit most hands and heads. The
scarf measures 72 inches in length. This set makes a great
gift to keep stylish and warm through the chilly months!

Colors Will Vary. See a picture or order by visiting:
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BUY AMERICAN!!!!

Picky, picky, picky

Speed holes!

“Your attorney says WHO gets the car?????”

Car magazines “pick” of the year.

I pick this one!

Acupuncture does not increase gas mileage.

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