Posts Tagged ‘tension’

Old Road Rage

January 2nd, 2010

Phunny Pictures – Saturday, January 2, 2010

Howdy Folks,

I’ve been lockin horns with the little woman about almost
everythin we been talkin about recently. We talk about
vacations, we fight. We talk about what to eat for dinner,
we fight. We talk about weather er not dijon mustard is
to fancy for eatin, we fight.

I don’t know what to due. I seems like if my opinion
differs from hers it’s wrong. And if she’s accused of bein
wrong then I’m in deep. I don’t understand her sometimes.
She can be the sweetest person on the earth on minute and
the next…

I love my wife. I’ve loved her from the moment I saw her
at the gator wrestling expo in Morehead, Kentuchy back in
1972.

I think the reason my wife and I argue so much is that
sexual tension thing. It’s tough to get-it-on with a trailer
full of young’uns and Old English Sheepdogs. Sometimes I
want her to wrestle me like one of them gators and… I’ve
said to much.

Anyways… Happy New Years!

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently
judged by Jethro:

“The Lone Grandma rides again!!!”

get off my ass or I’ll flick a booger on your windshield

Granny’s stone cold pizza delivery service.

Don’t set off my road rage, kid.

Everybody loves a parade.

Scooter-Tooter

Now you know why we can’t let them watch NASCAR at the old
folks home!

but the gas mileage is teriffic

Little old lady from Pasadena

The low rider drives a little slower

I may be slow, but I’m ahead of you.

Catch me if you can

Go Granny, Go Granny, Go Granny Go

Old Road Rage

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