Howdy Folks,
Its allmost Memorial Day and y’all know what that means,
The Jethro Family Beer and Assorted Cheese Get Together
is a almost here.
It’s gonna be a great time. We are goin eat and drink
ourselves sick and play plenty of games in between.
My favorite game is ‘The Mullet Test’. What ya do is ya
have to go threw three challenges to be crowned “Mullet
Master”.
The first challenge is seein how much weight your mullet
can hold. This tests for its strength and is called
“Mullet Muscles”.
Next challenge entales seeing how much beer you can soak
up with your mane. This is known as the “Beer Test”.
Finally, you reach the last and most intense challenge,
this is for all the marbles. Whoever can open a bear bottle
with their feet in less than a minute and drink it is named
“Mullet Master”. The last challenge changes from year to
year. Aunt Ruth won last year when she defeated the entire
Jethro family in an arm wrasslin contest. She is one tuff
lady.
Well, I’m hopin to be crowned this years. Have a safe and
happy Memorial Day Weekend.
Take Care Y’all
Jethro
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Last Weeks Picture:
Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently
judged by Jethro:
If that elephant sneezes, somebody’s gonna get hurt.
I know it’s here someplace!
“It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s got to do it.”
I was running to catch up and she just stopped suddenly
Can you hear me now?!!
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This is a “management position”?
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– Here’s the continuation of captions sent in by readers –
This is what I get after 6 years of vet school?
I will NEVER EVER complain about my job again!
So there’s my watch
Never thought his brown nosing would go this far.
I found where the sun doesn’t shine!
You SURE this is where you dropped your keys?
“Guess what I got to do at work today?”
Going in or coming out, it’s just as gross to look at
either way.
Oh my, this is going to leave a mark.
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Next Weeks New Picture:
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