Howdy Folks,

When I was alot younger than I’m right now, when I was
datin my future wife there was a incident. One night,
we were havin supper with her folks and afterwards I
tried to tell her dad a joke.

Now, my father-n-law doesn’t have the greatest sense of
humor about himself, but I wasn’t aware of that then.

So I asked him, “Herb, do you have any holes in your
underwear?”

He responded, “What the hell you want to know ’bout my
skivvies for, boy?”

“I was just tellin a joke is all,” I responded.

And from that day forward, my father-in-law wore a belt
and suspenders whenever I was around him.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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Last Weeks Picture:

Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently
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WHERE IS MY NEWSPAPER!

I think I am going to need a bigger shovel!

Is This Tony Montana’s House?

Snow day? Try a Snow Week!

Fido, where arrrrre you??

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– Here’s the continuation of captions sent in by readers –

dang, this isn’t even my house

I’m digging in for the winterrrrrrrrrr.

So much for Global Warming!

I wish I hadn’t let my wife talk me out of buying that
snow blower!

I know my cars’ here somewhere!

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