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So that’s the secret recipe

December 12th, 2009

Phunny Pictures – Saturday, December 12, 2009

Howdy Folks,

On Friday, my uncle Bufford stopped by and visited with us
for awhile. He brought along his drinkin’ buddy… Buddy.
Buddy is a used dog he got from this 11 toed friend of his.

Anyway, Bufford said Buddy wanted to have a drinkin’ contest
like they do on every Friday. Who wouldn’t want to challange
a dog to a drinkin contest? Well, they started drinkin’
beer after beer until Uncle Bufford finally fell out the
window while trying to pee out of it. Thats right, he was
a peein outta window.

Buddy ran out of my double-wide castle and grabbed another
beer out of Bufford’s hand as he lay there asleep in the
yard with his britches around his ankles. I’ll tell you
somethin’, I’ve never seen a dog drink that much… well
unless you count my wife’s sister. Oh, that was so… true.

Take Care Y’all
Jethro

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This Week’s Video Clip –

25 Years Of Oprah Shouting Celebrity Names

For 25 years, Oprah has been welcoming America’s top stars
to her show. Here is a video compilation culled from those
years. Notice how often Oprah changed her look in those
years.

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Last Weeks Picture:
pumpkinpie

Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently
judged by Jethro:

How pumpkin pie is made

The pies have it

Kiss my pie hole!

Pie ala’commode

The recipe called for strained Pumpkin!

100% Organic

Tastes like sweet potato pie MY ASS!!!

So that’s the secret recipe.

You need how many more by when…

So now I know why I always thought pumpkin pies tasted
like crap.

The cousin to Cow Pies

Poopkin pie

Sitting down on the job was never so good.

I KNEW IT!

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Next Weeks New Picture:
santapeeing

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